To lighten the mood up a bit... :-P
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3.14159
It’s the number of the beauty of the shape of her eyes
3.14159
It’s the number of the beauty of the shape of her eyes
She’s got Pi... Pi’s in her eyes
And every glance takes me by surprise
She’s got Pi... Pi’s in her eyes
3.14159
When you think of Pi
What do you think of?
(You know me... I think of love)
When you think of Pi
What do you think of?
(I think of a heavenly number from above)
(Exactly!!!)
Pi... Pi’s in her eyes
Oh those key limes got me high!!!
Pi... Pi’s in her eyes
3.14159
They say Pi goes to infinite
(I like “Pi” by Darren Aronofsky)
They say Pi has perfect symmetry
(I like Pi that’s not too syrupy)
(Whu?????)
Pi!!!!... Pi’s in her eyes!!!
And every glance takes me by surprise!!
Pi!!!! Pi’s in her eyes!!!
3.14159
Every time I see a beauty
It makes me wanna be less fruity
Because I really like those Pi’s
Damn man, I’m referring to her eyes
Because whether those pies be blueberry
Or crust, or even green berry
Well, I can always trust
That her Pis will lead to lust
For lust is a-so fulfilling
When the beauty of Pi is spilling
And that’s why I love her eyes
Because, well, they’re filled with Pi!!!
Pi!!! Pi’s in her eyes!!!
It’s the number for dilation!!!
Pi!!! Pi’s in her eyes!!!
It’s the dilation of elation!!!
Pi!!! Pi’s in her eyes!!!
It’s the elation for salvation!!!
Pi!!! Pi’s in her eyes!!!
It’s the salvation towards creation!!!
In the town of Bakersville
There’s a man who won’t eat until
He’s found his sweety Pi
So he can find the circumference of his thigh
‘Cause this man likes to wear his garters
He believes nothin’ makes him smarter
Although folks keep upon him mocking
Still those garters keep up his stockings
For those garters are specially made
Will only fit the length you specify
And though for men garters are so passe
For this man it’s why God made Pi
Pi!!! Pi’s in his thighs!!!
Even if you be screaming why!!!
Pi!!! Pi’s in his thighs!!!
3.14159
Somewhere far there’s a Sweet Haven
Where there lives a sweeter maiden
And her name is Olive Oyl
Whose name rhymes with Peter Boyle
In Sweet Haven courage’s size
Is measured in the meals of spinach pies
Because if not for the grace of Pi
Olive Oyl may never survive!!!
So here come our greatest hero
To battle the poop of pooper Bluto
For nobody’s ever seen muscles the size
Of Popeye’s after some spinach pies!!!
Pi!!! Pi’s in his bi's!!!
Oh!! Popeye loves those pies!!!
Pi!!! Pi’s in his bi's!!!
3.14159
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Pi!!! Pi’s in our lives!!!
The Hercules to our Circles!!!
Piii!!! Pi’s in our lives!!!
The mercury to our berserk-o-need...
Pi!!! Pi’s in our lives!!!
Ok, I think you’ve had enough of Pi....
;-P
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2 comments:
wow- this one's so random and funny
i always hear rapping or music to your poems/lyrics- have you thought about writing music? or becoming a sensational white rapper? let me know if there's a tune that you want to record.
many of these are actually songs (more so then poems) Seriously, I would love if you wanted to put any of these to music... and would definitely pay you... my best/most marketable "songs", in my opinion, thus far are probably:
"manual to be the animal"
"unlocked the box"
My personal favorites though include:
"love above" (though this one is maybe not so marketable as a single)-- but i love this song
"you're okay" (needs work)
"light of my heart" (needs work--- could be too sappy as a song)
"count on me" could maybe be good--- or maybe just corny-- not sure yet
Even the two "singles" could probably use some work... though music really helps...
I have some more coming though--- but I won't be able to post for a few weeks due to my parents being in town (and then Dallas)... but yeah, if you ever have time to put any of these to music--- i could certainly help--- and that would be simply amazing...
think like Outkast paced type beat for "Manual/ Animal"...with the "be it... be it... be it..." higher tone and twice as fast...
think poppy rap music for "unlocked the box" as well... trying to think of a good comparison.... hmm... but, seriously I will pay you for music... and if these are ever marketable (you would get credit for it--- obviously)... :-)
And I will definitely pay you if you even just put the crescendo into "Love above"... that part rocks ---- musical crescedo--- and then--- "Let's place love above traditional values"--- with a little work it could be a decent gay rights anthem... (in my humble opinion)
The biggest problem with these songs is 1) don't think I'd be a good performer and 2) no music (I can't play)--- to most readers here this probably looks ridiculous (with the exception of you--- and probably Matt--- maybe Jenn)... of course the tone/pace could be adjusted to the performer... but I wasn't writing most of this to my "non-existent" pace...
Anyway, thanks Cat... that was a really really high compliment!!! Really, I'll pay you... if you want me to sing them to you I could do that (though I hate doing that because it will sound nothing like how I want it). :-) THANKS!!!
-P
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