Outside in calm and peaceful air
There walks a very special bear
So special we all stop and stare
As the brown haired bear walks here
To there.
Why do we all stop and stare?
At the sight of this peculiar bear
It has little to do with just the bear
And everything to do with what
He wears!
For have you ever seen a bear
Who walks around in underwear?
And not just any underwear
But bright, pink hearted,
Underwear?
For his underwear is colored white
But bright pink hearts are really bright!
And thus he wears those hearts so tight
His butt is pink, and in a blink,
So Tight!
So we can’t help but sit and stare
And wink at this pink hearted bear
For that’s a peculiar thing he wears
And we wonder if he says,
“Who cares!”
That was until he came one day
To the place we often sit and stay
He looked at us in a funny way
And he told us he had this
To say:
“You there make me so antsy!
First, I am a she not he,
And, two, to mention, obviously,
They’re not underwear, but my best
Panties!”
And ever since we’ve called him she
Though some still think that she’s a he
To this you won’t hear a peep from me
But to say pink hearts have such
Beauty.